PERFECT TWO- AUBURN

[Verse 1:]
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
You can be the tear that I'll
cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

[B-Sec:]
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high (ow)
And you're the one I wanna marry

[Hook:]
Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

[Verse 2:]
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages

You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as we're together

[B-Sec:]
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

[Hook:]
Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

[Bridge:]
You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya

I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see us walk down the aisle

[B-Sec 1/2:]
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

[Hook:]
Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two (perfect two me and you)

WHEN I WAS A KID

DADMINTON

When i was a kid, I would always bug my dad to play badminton after dinner. I was very excited when he said yes.

But my mom would always ruin everything because she would tell me that if I ran around on a full stomach I would get appendicitis.

I didn't even know what appendicitis was at 9.But I would sit and wait for my food to digest.

Then my dad will watch the 8 o'clock news,and I would have to wait.

Then he would have to do some work,and I would wait some more.

Then his friends would call and I would wait for him to finish with his chit-chat.

I wait and wait....

After about an hour,which felt likes 10 hours,my dad would be ready to play.

We would play for like 5 minutes and my dad would be tired.

(when I was a kid-by boey)

  

EVERY GIRL

I'm not a prefect girl.

My hair doesn't always stay in place &

I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy &

sometimes I have a broken heart.

My friends & I sometimes fight &

maybe some days nothing goes right.

but when I think about it & take a step back

I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe. just maybe. I like being unperfect...

HORROR SHORT STORY

I BEGIN TUCKING HIM INTO BED AND HE TELLS ME,

'DADDY,CHECK FOR MONSTERS UNDER MY BED,'I LOOK UNDERNEATH FOR HIS AMUSEMENT AND SEE HIM,ANOTHER HIM,UNDER THE BED,STARING BACK AT ME QUIVERING AND WHISPERING,'DADDY,THERE'S SOMEBODY ON MY BED,' 

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY CAT HAD A STARING PROBLEM-SHE ALWAYS SEEMED FIXATED ON MY FACE,UNTIL ONE DAY,WHEN I REALIZED THAT SHE WAS ALWAYS LOOKING JUST BEHIND ME.

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A GIRL HEARD HER MOM YELL HER NAME FROM DOWNSTAIRS,SO SHE GOT UP AND STARTED TO HEAD DOWN. AS SHE GOT TO THE STAIRS,HER MOM PULLED HER INTO HER ROOM AND SAID'I HEARD THAT,TOO.'

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MOMMY TOLD ME NEVER TO GO IN THE BASEMENT,BUT I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS MAKING THAT NOISE. IT KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE A PUPPY,AND I WANTED TO SEE THE PUPPY,SO I OPENED THE BASEMENT DOOR AND TIPTOED DOWN A BIT.I DIDN'T SEE A PUPPY,AND THEN MOMMY YANKED ME OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND YELLED AT ME.MOMMY HAD NEVER YELLED AT ME BEFORE,AND IT MADE ME SAD AND I CRIED.THEN MOMMY TOLD ME NEVER TO GO INTO THE BASEMENT AGAIN,AND SHE GAVE ME A COOKIE.THAT MADE ME FEEL BETTER,SO I DIDN'T ASK HER WHY THE BOY IN THE BASEMENT WAS MAKING NOISES LIKE A PUPPY,OR WHY HE HAD NO HANDS OR FEETS.

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I CHECK INTO SMALL HOTEL A FEW KILOMETRES FROM KIEV.IT IS LATE.I AM TIRED.I TELL WOMAN AT DESK I WANT A ROOM.SHE TELLS ME ROOM NUMBER AND GIVE KEY.'BUT ONE MORE THING COMRADE;THERE IS ONE ROOM WITHOUT NUMBER AND ALWAYS LOCK.DON'T EVEN PEEK IN THERE.'I TAKE KEY AND GO TO ROOM TO SLEEP.NIGHT COMES AND I HEAR TRICKLING OF WATER.IT COMES FROM THE DOOR ACROSS.I CANNOT SLEEP SO I OPEN DOOR.IT IS COMING FROM ROOM WITH NO NUMBER.I POUND ON DOOR.NO RESPONSE.I LOOK IN KEYHOLE.I SEE NOTHING EXCEPT RED.WATER STILL TRICKLING.I GO DOWN TO FRONT DESK TO COMPLAIN.'BY THE WAY WHO IS IN THAT ROOM?'SHE LOOK AT ME AND BEGIN TO TELL STORY.THERE WAS WOMAN IN THERE.MURDERED BY HER HUSBAND.SKIN ALL WHITE,EXCEPT HER EYES,WHICH WERE RED.

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HUMAN BODY
TEARS

Dear friends, do you ever wonder why we cry?

The process of producing tears is called lacrimation or lachrymation (from Latin word lacrima, means tear.

THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF TEARS 

BASAL TEARS
In healthy mammalian eyes, the cornea is continually kept wet and nourished by basal tears. They lubricate the eyes, and help to keep it clear of dust.

REFLEX TEARS
The second type of tears results from irritation of the eye by foreign particles, or from the presence of irritant substances such as onion vapors, tears gas or pepper spray in the eye's environment, including the cornea, conjunctiva, or nasal mucosa. It can also occur with bright light and hot or peppery stimuli to the tongue and mouth. It is also linked with vomiting, coughing, and yawning. These reflex tears attempt to wash out irritants that may have come into contact with the eyes.

PSYCHIC TEARS
Generally referred to as crying or weeping, happens due to strong emotional stress, anger, suffering of physical pain. Many people will also cry when they are extremely happy.

In Islam, it is good to cry when we realize all our wrong doings, and thus we want to seek forgiveness from ALLAH SWT.

''And when they listen to the revelation received by the Messenger(Muhammad SAW), thou will see their eyes overflowing with tears, for they recognise the truth: they pray: ''Our Lord! We believe; write us down among the witnesses.''  (al-Maaidah:83)